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spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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clientsfromhell:

Our development team was working on a content management system for a corporate client. It was a big system that administered units produced in a variety of languages and applications and, as a result, required careful user interface design and a lot of backend code.

We were doing a show and tell with our partially working system for a couple of corporate VPs to get their feedback on the design. We took a lunch break, and when we got back, the two VPs said they had something they wanted to show us.

They proudly presented a series of PowerPoint slides that showed where they wanted the buttons and pick lists placed.

Client: There, see? This is the arrangement that makes the most sense to us. Can you do this?

Me: Certainly.

Client: You know, I really don’t understand why it takes your team so long to design these interfaces. We knocked this out in about an hour.

The entire team sat stunned until the senior programmer—a man of very few words—pointed to a button on the PowerPoint screen.

PROGRAMMER: What does this button do?

Client: Well, clearly it administers the training and testing selected by the user.

PROGRAMMER: If I click it right now, it will do that?

Client: Well … no. Actually, it doesn’t do anything yet.

PROGRAMMER: That’s why it only took you an hour. 

colorsofsocialjustice:

cerayneigh:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

Ah yes because the poster was intended just for men, because that’s what is says of course. Because even in a serious issue that affects everyone, you still managed to make it about yourself

40% of rapists are female and it’s practically legal for women to rape and assault any gender in western society thanks to the lack of education and awareness. We finally have a gender neutral anti-rape poster, and people still make it out like only male-on-female rape exist. 
This is why we can’t have nice things. 
-Indigo

colorsofsocialjustice:

cerayneigh:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

Ah yes because the poster was intended just for men, because that’s what is says of course. Because even in a serious issue that affects everyone, you still managed to make it about yourself

40% of rapists are female and it’s practically legal for women to rape and assault any gender in western society thanks to the lack of education and awareness. We finally have a gender neutral anti-rape poster, and people still make it out like only male-on-female rape exist. 

This is why we can’t have nice things. 

-Indigo

kingcheddarxvii:

Gosh the single best exchange I heard while living in Boston was between these two vivacious New Yorkers I was walking behind. They were comparing Boston to NYC and one of them was like “This city is too clean. I bet everyone on this street has bathed today” and I lost it for a solid minute ad they never noticed